Top 5 Autumnal moments… stow your vegetables!

It’s turning cooler with a touch of drizzle here, so it’s time to channel some Autumnal positivity.

My top 5 things to look forward to in the colder weather are as follows:

1. Cabbages; better in the vase than on the plate.

2. Tasty casseroles in a cast iron pot.

3. Wearing leopard print gumboots whilst gardening; a marriage of classic country and brothel chic.

4.  The grow/crackle/smell of a wood fire burning eucalyptus logs.

5. Less men exercising by the beach in nothing but budgie smugglers/banana hammocks/noodlebenders/dick stickers.  Time to stow the vegetables for the winter, guys.


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